Collection: Products

Issue 47: At my funeral, take the flowers off of my coffin and toss them into the crowd to see who is next.

Issue 48: I don’t expect everything to be handed to me. you can just set it down over there

Issue 49: Women are not machines that you put kindness coins into until the sex falls out

Issue 4: I asked what I loked for in a relationship...Apparently "a way out wasn’t the right answer

Issue 50: I think today is the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.

Issue 51: Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes and making the jerkoff motion. (Roughly 30% of women surveyed feel exploited by music being made today.)