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Invitation to Grieve

Issue 1 - I wish some people would apply glue like I apply lipstick. (32 commonly sold lipsticks and lip-glosses contain toxic levels of lead.)

Issue 10: These millennials don’t know how good they have it. Honestly, everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough

Issue 11: Where does the mansplainer get his water? from a "well, actually..." (Less than a third of women surveyed are confident that men respect their intellect.)

Issue 12: Mr. Roger’s did not properly prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.

Issue 13: Whenever I’m stressed, I fold my worries into paper airplanes and turn them into flying fucks.

Issue 14: What doesn’t kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a very dark sense of humor.

Issue 15: Don’t bother explaining yourself to idiots, darling. You’re not the fuckface whisperer.