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Issue 16: If I’ve ever offended you, I’m sorry...that you’re a little bitch.

Issue 17: If I feel insecure, I just tell myself to do everything with the confidence of a mediocre white man

Issue 18: I hope you like my new recipe, they’re called shut the fuckupcakes.

Issue 19 : If I give you a straw, will you suck the life out of someone else’s day?

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Issue 20: When your job is overwhelming, just remember that you will enventualy die! (Homicide is the leading cause of workplace death for women.)

Issue 21: I like my men just like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Issue 22: My people skills are just fine, it’s my asshole tolerance that needs work. (Nationwide, there are more than 20,000 phone calls placed to domestic violence hotlines.)